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Does your Family have a Laundry Fairy?


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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

10.  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.      If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and do it again.

8.      The uglier you look the easier it is to get some.

7.      You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6.      Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy.

5.      It’s ok when the person you are with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are!

4.      If you don’t like what you get you can always go next door.

3.      It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2.      Less guilt the morning after.

1.      You can do the whole neighborhood!

Happy Halloween!

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It is Good to be a Woman

by Tami Chase


We all talk about how rough it is being a women sometimes, with PMS, giving birth, getting stretch marks and then being rewarded with menopause.  So here is to all of those days when we feel down just remember:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having t o picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

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The Women’s Remote

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