What does make sex better?

By Brooke Kelley


When Billy Joel said, “There’s nothing better than good sex. But a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex,” it got us to thinking. What does make sex better? For the answer, we looked to the stars, and this is what they had to say.

Rule #1: Be with Someone You’re Attracted to

Everyone’s friend, Courteney Cox said, “I have to be physically attracted to someone. But I can’t just be with someone just because it’s great sex, because orgasms don’t last long enough.”
Rule #2: Follow the Directions
Remember Candice Bergen from Murphy Brown? She’s got some interesting sex health advice for us all on the logistics of the big O. “I may not be a great actress, but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.”

Rule #3: Be Creative
Before she passed, Anna Nicole Smith told FHM, “A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, then one day I woke up and found it wasn’t.” She continued the relationship with her new pet once she realized the ghost was harmless and–good in bed.


When asked her general sex advice, Zsa Zsa Gabor summed it up quite nicely. “Personally I know nothing about sex because I’ve always been married.”




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